It is with a heavy heart that the DMU staff mourns the loss of one of their own.
Earlier today, we were alerted to the sad news that Brock Dorsey, our fearless leader and editor, has passed on. Brock was killed in a horrific sky diving accident over the Hamptons during a luxurious vacation with several other venture capitalists. His parachute had failed to open, but Brock lives on in our hearts and memories. His friends felt it should be noted should be noted that Brock confessed all of his sins of BTFOing soy-filled journalists and bullying overweight metal kids just before jumping.
Brock will be succeeded at DMU by a familiar face at editor, and the new era of the most storied website on the internet will be lead by the war hero of the DMU – Dreipfell cyber war, Nicholas Vahdias.
Of course, Brock might just be faking his death in classic prankster Brock Dorsey fashion so he can concentrate on writing for Amerika.org and other right wing political websites and continue his fight to restore Western Civilization. In fact, it wouldn’t be a surprise to find Brock writing for Death Metal Underground again soon, under the same name, with no explanation as to why an article eulogizing his non-existent death was published. It could even be possible that a 6 month term as editor was the plan all along.
In any event, relive the most popular moments of the Brock Dorsey era below:
Hipsters Discover That Black Metal Musicians Are Bad
Sick Paedos Inquisition Dropped From Label
Individualism Kills Children (Not Guns)
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Post Black Eulogy Pt. 1
Metal Vocals Are Obstructive. Remove them.
The Most Popular Death Metal Bands
And prepare yourself for a vicious new era of
Tags: Brock Dorsey, death metal underground, dmu, Editor, eulogy, Legacy, obituary, victory
28 thoughts on “RIP Brock Dorsey 1985 – 2018”
Well I sure can’t wait for my next dose of sensaitionalism!
Vahdias is a promising choice.
I second that, Nick’s got what it takes to carry us forward.
I heard that sodomy is gay.
The temptation at this moment is to double down on DMU’s ostensible politics and its position as outsider, but I think instead we benefit from more articles that explore metal (and related genres) in depth, as exemplified recently by Vahdias and Creed Braddock. Doing so allows the site to continue its most essential function of separating wheat from chaff.
And bring back Radio Nihil, or some form of it!
Start it up yourself nigga. Ill help out bitch ass.
This is my favorite Brock Dorsey article.
The shemales got him! Retribution will be had! Attack the tranny! No shemale shall live!
RIP buddy, see you in heaven!
Proof or it didn’t happen.
Proof or it didn’t happen.
Brock, you a pussy ass nigga
I just got through korrekting yo mama!!!
You bitch-made punk!
Gitcho azz Korrekted!!!
Yo I’m body positive
Positive that I be stacking yo bodies up
Bitch ass niggas say they be hard
But nigga ya softer than 3ply and up as many asses
this shit doesn’t rhyme what the fuck are you doing nigger
I just fucked yo bitch nigga.
You claim to be a playa but
I fucked your wife…
Sup now yo?
Come at me spook!
Ode to a spook:
I had friend many days ago,
One tragic night he died,
The saddest time of my life,
For days and days I cried
Through the anger and through the tears
I felt his spirit through the years
I know he’s angel now
Together we’ll be some day
fallin from the sky
he lived da way he died… a fuckin’ pussy ass nigga.
couldn’t pull the trigga on a bunch of commie niggas.
the anus may be weepin, all this anal leakage be seepin
bunch of gay ass niggas.
Fallin from da sky, a helicopter ride!
The anus may have cried, but niggas ride or die
Faggot niggas sleeping, dis nigga be creeping
Inside your anal cavity, these rhymes dey
are insanity, full on black supremacy!
Yo I hear you be takin Prozak orally
If not, as least as a suppository.
Even Stevens too, that nigga Brett
Y’all gayass niggas, that’s an easy bet
Im selling sick dunks body parts,
He thinks he’s a hard nigga,
But Im a nigga thats hard
Hard on your ass cause round these parts
Oral aint gonna satisfy
Skillz – scholarship – Jewish billz
So he died like the communists he hated. How tragic.
I wish this was true but unfortunately, it’s probably not.
gay clickbait is fake and gay
/pol/ ain’t been cool for awhile, please don’t do this ever again
Only what is cool is real
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