These random, gimped releases are held in high regard by high-pitched “metal” critics and core pogo stickers. The Death Metal Underground staff takes it upon themselves to scorn and defile them in the name of all that is good in the metal genre.
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The Death Metal Underground staff subjects themselves to countless nights of toilet diving in order to bring you gems crapped out by the dessicated undead corpse of the music industry. These are what we left in the latrine.
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George Psalmanazar submitted a few reviews of albums he vehemently despises to Death Metal Underground. Enjoy!
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Two big movements and some pebbles.
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Everything you love is eventually butchered, emulsified, digested, and squeezed out by lesser life forms ranging from head hunters to bacterium to mediocre metal bands. Here are some Sadistic Metal Reviews for our readers’ pleasure:
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Thus spoke Matti Karki, one of the greatest voices in death metal, on the often boneheaded Indecent and Obscene.
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More Sadistic Metal Reviews? Yes, yes, yes!
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Guns get the job done.
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