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Sadistic Metal Reviews 3-15-2017

by Staff on March 15, 2017

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: 3-14-2017

by Staff on March 14, 2017

These bands attempt to masquerade their GarageBand music fit only for arcades, pizza parlors, and high school dances as underground metal. They fail.

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Tags: agonia, anasarca, aversions crown, chalice of suffering, diablerie, dischordia, duch czerni, durr metal, herem, hostage of fate, lux ferre, moontower, murkocet, pessimist, sadistic metal reviews, scalpture, snogg, spitefuel, sturmtiger, tenebrae in perpetuum, violblast, vultur, witchery, wolfshowl

Sadistic Metal Reviews: Mellow Destruction of Inferior Semi-Technical Trivialities

by Staff on March 12, 2017

These random, gimped releases are held in high regard by high-pitched “metal” critics and core pogo stickers. The Death Metal Underground staff takes it upon themselves to scorn and defile them in the name of all that is good in the metal genre.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: 3-9-2017

by Daniel Maarat on March 9, 2017

The Death Metal Underground staff subjects themselves to countless nights of toilet diving in order to bring you gems crapped out by the dessicated undead corpse of the music industry. These are what we left in the latrine.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Rape of Your Faves

by Guest Contributor on March 5, 2017

George Psalmanazar submitted a few reviews of albums he vehemently despises to Death Metal Underground. Enjoy!

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 2-14-2017

by Staff on February 14, 2017

Two big movements and some pebbles.

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Tags: aenaeon, boreworm, darkrypt, frozen, gothic, ilemauzar, misanthropia, putrified, sadistic metal reviews, sorrowful land, talesien

Sadistic Metal Reviews 1-22-2017

by Staff on January 22, 2017

Everything you love is eventually butchered, emulsified, digested, and squeezed out by lesser life forms ranging from head hunters to bacterium to mediocre metal bands. Here are some Sadistic Metal Reviews for our readers’ pleasure:

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