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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Zyklon B For Bandcamp

by Staff on September 24, 2017

Hipster and poseur blood must be shed!

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Metal Molester 2017 So Far SMR

by Staff on August 2, 2017

Article by Linus Douglas.

As these Observer posers speed past 2017’s halfway point, they present a selection that is indeed a dumpster fire representative of the shit pool that their mainstream metal listening provides them with. Only those who need to be eradicated (rapists, communists, child molesters, serial killers, hipsters, etc.) genuinely think that stoner rock and boring, slow heavy rock bands are examples of heavy metal. Their piss-poor “culling” (badass, huh?) from the “metal cauldron” of mee-maw’s recipes was as follows:

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Halfway Through 2017 Hammer Farts

by Guest Contributor on July 21, 2017

Sadistic reviews by Linus Douglas.

Sadly apart from Sammath, some other Dutch metal, and reissues, Hammerheart Records appears to publish many moronic releases produced by poor excuses for neurons in hopes of flooding shelves like every other larger metal label.

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Desecrating Satan’s Hipster Country Club Resort

by Guest Contributor on July 20, 2017

Reviews contributed by Norma Angelina Dagostino.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Fargo of July

by Staff on July 5, 2017

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Inquisition of the Unworthy

by Staff on April 23, 2017

Burn them all!

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Defile the Inferior

by Staff on April 14, 2017

Death Metal Underground’s staff makes great personal sacrifice to ensure that we degrade the unworthy, the inferior, and the charming. We show no mercy and will defile your corpse.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Flush ‘Em All

by Staff on April 8, 2017

Blood must be shed to atone for the sins of these mostly horrific recordings. Every single person who thought releasing these was a great idea should attempt to give themselves a self-swirlie while under the influence. Banging their head on the porcelain toilet tank lid will knock some sense into them or crack their skulls open. Hopefully the latter.

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