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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Iron Coneheads

by Daniel Maarat on October 1, 2016

Death Metal Underground constantly receives new batches of rock music masquerading as “blackened death metal” for the scenester, “buy everything” market. We microwave these promotional materials inside the homes of people we hate.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 9/24/2016

by Staff on September 24, 2016

Some sorry schmuck has to shovel it into a hole and set it on fire.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews — September 1, 2016

by Brett Stevens on September 1, 2016

Humans are by nature delusional. They overestimate their importance and demand that reality fit their simple expectations. And yet, they are very good at mastering known skills, so they are highly proficient, but void of purpose. This hollowness is the left side of the metal Bell Curve, and to separate it from the good stuff, we have Sadistic Metal Reviews!

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Tags: ananku, autokrator, Cortege, meterosexuality, sadistic metal reviews, Serpent Ascending, todenlebend

Sadistic Metal Reviews: Tampon Harvest

by Staff on August 17, 2016

tampon man

Article by Lance Viggiano.

Bloody remains unfertilized by talent are required to be disposed of in the hazardous wastebin by the Department of Public Health.

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Tags: Blood Harvest, Cadaveric Fumes, death 'n' roll, deathcore, sadistic metal reviews, Supremative, Violent Scum, War Metal, worse than shit

Sadistic Metal Reviews: 8-7-2016

by Staff on August 7, 2016

Article by David Rosales.

Perfection is in the balance and in the details! These works possess neither balance nor detail.

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Tags: Abigail, boring, crypto-indie, glam metal, sadistic metal reviews, stoner rock, The Final Damnation

Sadistic Metal Reviews 7-27-2016

by Daniel Maarat on July 27, 2016

The mentally ill delude themselves into believing they’re something they’re not and expect the rest of the world to fall in line with their fantastical psychosis. The Death Metal Underground staff doesn’t.

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Tags: 2016, beastialized, Heathen Beast, lame metal, metalcore, modern metal, necroptic engorgement, sadistic metal reviews, seedna, sewercide, sorcery, warfather

Sadistic Metal Reviews: Pizza Grind

by Staff on July 14, 2016

two baguettezzas

Some metal was created to be enjoyed drunk and alone with reality TV blaring in the background.

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Tags: Brutal Death Metal, collision, Crossover, crossover thrash, Goregrind, Grindcore, hammerheart records, Orchectomy, sadistic metal reviews, Thrash, thrash metal

Sadistic Metal Reviews: Crypto Radio Rock

by Staff on July 8, 2016

gojira fan fashion

Hepatitis C or HIV?

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Tags: alternative rock, Barús, beansidhe, black 'n roll, blackened death metal, Christian, Christian Metal Isn't Metal, crypto-indie, death 'n' roll, deathcore, gojira, nothing left, sadistic metal reviews, spellcaster

Sadistic Metal Reviews: Dark Descent into Uranus

by Daniel Maarat on July 6, 2016

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Tags: 2016, animal house, begrime exemious, blackened death metal, dark descent, dark descent records, john belushi, mental retardation, modern metal, sadistic metal reviews, sheidim, Vanhelgd

Sadistic Metal Reviews (07/04/16)

by Brett Stevens on July 4, 2016

Why write bad reviews at all? Good music is rare, and bad is everywhere, but if you do not explicitly identify the failings of bad, most people will find it appealing because it does not interrupt their steady stream of self-centered thoughts and is easier than seeking good. If you like good music and want more of it, you must bash as well as praise, as Machiavelli would tell you. And with that, the latest installment of the Sadistic Metal Reviews…

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