More Sadistic Metal Reviews? Yes, yes, yes!
Guns get the job done.
Congratulations! Your society continues to squeeze out lumpy, furry, greasy and fragrant turds into the fresh bedding. Your government is corrupt; almost everyone in business and society is a robotic zombie; your mass culture is garbage and your jobs, jails. People are miserable inside but refuse to acknowledge it for fear of seeming weak.
On top of all of that, your future is grim as you slip further into third-world levels of filth, disorder, promiscuity, corruption, disorganization, perversity, crime and rotted infrastructure. How’s that whole modern society thing — consumerism, democracy, mass media — working out for you?
Thanksgiving is a merry time of the year but the bender has to end with more Sadistic Metal Reviews!
We get this poop in the mail. We don’t trash it unlike our readership, we use it for target practice with our AR-15s!
You wouldn’t pick crap up with your bare hands so why listen to these without ear plugs?
Humans and metal bands are self-replenishing resources. There are always more to burn!